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Is when your dad has a heart attack during the night (and didn't know it) and you take him to the hospital the next morning because he couldnt breathe, walk with him into the emergency room where they take him right away, sedate him and put a breathing tube down his throat and keep him that way for 4 days. He has pneumonia and his lungs were full of brown liquid (because he's a smoker) and had a heart attack and now needs stints put in but the doctors can't do anything until his lungs clear.
They tried to slowly wake him from being sedated on Sunday to take his breathing tube out, which caused him to move and squirm, where I noticed that he wasn't moving the complete right side of his body. I mentioned it to the nurse and she gave me a dirty look and told me he was fine. Then yesterday he got an MRI done and it turns out he had a stroke while he was in the hospital and they had no idea. So now he's in critical condition in the intensive care unit where he has been for the past 6 days.
I'm so stoked that my dad is going to have a permanent disability now because the kind people in ICU didn't think that heart attacks and strokes are usually brought on by each other and didn't bother to check or take precautions.
Mind you, I'm not saying that they don't know what they're doing and I know any better, but my dad was NOT paralyzed on the right side of his body when he got there last week. He's also tied down to the bed and under 24 hour watch, but still managed to pull out his breathing tube with them not knowing until 10 minutes later after my dad bled all over himself and the bed. And it only took 3 days of us telling the nurses that he has high blood pressure for them to give him medication for it.
I really want to fucking punch some one.
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| is that what's good in the street now, your taxes? |
[24 Oct 2007|07:22pm] |
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If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at school. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kind of time
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[17 Jul 2007|05:52pm] |
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So for the past year or so the women at my work, for whatever reason,are having trouble in the women's bathroom. I don't even know how many e-mails we've received and how many meetings we've been to about proper bathroom etiquette. Seriously, I don't know what is wrong with the women
at my work. They pee on the toilet seats and on the floor, one time it looked like someones vagina exploded in a stall and there was blood everywhere (on the walls, and the floor, everywhere). Gross, I know.
But
today some woman decided to take it to the next level and poop on the
floor. Not even by the toilet or in a stall or anything like maybe it was an accident. No, just right out in the open. Then when I was laughing about it with my boss, the president of the company told me that he would pay me $10 if I found out who it was.
I need to quit.
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[25 Mar 2007|01:09pm] |
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I love being in a relationship and being completely miserable.
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[16 Feb 2007|04:04pm] |
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I have a habit of wishing unhopeful and unforgiving things upon members of the opposite sex, most in particular ones that I have had relations with.
Like a nameless exboyfriend; whom I have always tried to be friendly with mind you. but when its not reciprocated I take it at face value and cringe my little face. instead of letting it go and not investigating too much into it (like perhaps maybe he's got a new girlfriend it wouldnt be appropriate to respond to my very casual and friendly messages, or maybe his phone is off?) no I immediately assume he's a shit, and wish all but death upon him.
I always feel like I have the upperhand when the new girl is quite unfortunate looking.
and dont worry, she is, I checked. I'm a bitch. Thats what bitches do
where do I get this from??
Who knows. its not like I'm not happy with my own male situation. I just like to be spitefull. cheers mate
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[23 Jan 2007|09:12am] |
I didn't go to work today. I'll probably get in trouble for it too. I don't know when I stopped caring about getting ready for work, or coming in on time, or even going. It's not just my job I hate, it's the whole "working" thing I don't really care for. I'm really behind at work, but I don't seem to care enough to fix it. Oh well
My insides are dying. No, really. Some one come see me before I die.
For the past two weeks I've been waking up out of a deep sleep every morning around 2:30 or 3:00 and can't get back to bed for an hour or so.
I've been trying to save money, and it's kind of working kind of. Shut up.
I'm tired, so I'm going to go back to bed. Have fun at work bitches.
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[22 Jan 2007|10:02pm] |
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My laptop works again!
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[12 Jul 2006|06:36pm] |
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Do it
Vote Dina Titus for Governor.
Really
Do it
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| me and lawerence r00l d00dz |
[27 Dec 2004|07:09pm] |
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ChokexFallxDie: you know what i really want to start saying?
ChokexFallxDie: "my brotha, i'll mop ya ass, and thats real"
ChokexFallxDie: but mostly just "and thats real"
XWRECKanizeX: hahhaa
XWRECKanizeX: yea
XWRECKanizeX: im bringing back
XWRECKanizeX: " and thats on the block " and " i put that on the block nigga "
ChokexFallxDie: YES!
ChokexFallxDie: or "raise the roof"
ChokexFallxDie: see, i knew i could talk to you about these things
XWRECKanizeX: fuck yea
XWRECKanizeX: who else but the original " BLACULA " could you speak to about this
XWRECKanizeX: other niggas be fakin and breakin
XWRECKanizeX: remember that
XWRECKanizeX: my ftj name
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[23 Dec 2004|06:20am] |
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I like how I go to bed at 8am and wake up at 4 am and can't go back to sleep.
We have our TCBY breakfast thing at 8:30 today, I dont really want to go, but i have to because i'm a TCBY'er FO LYFE!
I'm going out of town Friday morning, so i have to go out tonight and do something or else i'll cry.
...really, i'll cry
I hate those decorative deers everyone has in their front yard. They're stupid
Its weird, i kinda want to start hanging out with Krista more. I dont see how thats weird but ya know
Oh YEAH! My sister bought me a hot pink Jem hoodie. You know, Jem, the 80's cartoon. It says "truly outrageous" on that back, and in all honesty, it really is
I'm outtie 4000
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[19 Dec 2004|11:53pm] |
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I dont think i'll be ready for Christmas
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[14 Dec 2004|04:45pm] |
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Paige has never seen Law And Order.
...She has never lived a day in her life
that is all
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[13 Dec 2004|09:12am] |
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When something goes right, 20 other things go wrong.
Krista and Davids pug is SOOO cute.
it makes all kinds of weird snorting noises..
but aparently thats what pugs do
So Saturday night till right now has been great.
:) Things are getting better
So if me and kira end up NOT going out of town i think i should use that time to go christmas shopping..
this entry was pointless
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[01 Dec 2004|01:55am] |
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so i tried dying my hair and it really didnt work out
sucks
oh well
I've been doing alot of thinking lately.
I want to completely change everything about myself
So, here we go
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| if a nigga get an attitude |
[14 Nov 2004|08:34am] |
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so i havent been to bed yet. Heres a recap of my night/morning
-went to barry and coles
-drove around trying to find a jack-n-the box that would make a pumpkin shake with david.
+threw things in the fan for like 3.5 seconds
+stole a tree
+threw chicken wings at people
+avoided getting gas in the ghetto
-Ironed Kevins work clothes like i knew how
+listened to krista bathe
oh dear lord i'm gay
time for mayhem
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[11 Nov 2004|01:53am] |
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It's all comming together now.
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[28 Oct 2004|04:59pm] |
I talk alot of shit like i can back it up.
its been a great day
<3
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